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GEEK with a Golden Heart
Age 49 From Kingman, Arizona - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Hello? I guess I should start off by saying that this is the first time I've ever done anything like this. I am 6' tall and built like a NFL nose tackle, not that I'm into football that much, but I have played beyond high school and college. I am a single dad raising two genius girls ages 12 and 13 on my own. (Not that I'm here looking for an instant mom, just a like-minded friend with a possibility for more.) I have my own home and vehicle, so I am not living in my mom's basement. I have a day job as a counselor, a paying career as a freelance writer, and I am a published author who completed a zombie trilogy last year and is about to finish the first installment of my next series that's set in our solar system 200 years from now. I see comic books as art, watch a lot of new movies right when they open, collect all things nerdy, and even love planning out and celebrating my own holidays like Batman's birthday, Star Wars day, etc. I love to cook, explore all sorts of new things, and I am generally really happy with my life. I don't smokeor do drugs, barely even cuss unless it is to make a point. I'm not one to judge a book by it's cover, so I don't care what you look like as long as you're sweet on the inside and looking to enjoy the simple, geeky things in life with a friend. I don't know, I guess if you'd like to get the whole scoop, we'll need to get to know one another better? No promises, but I don't bite. (At least not on the first date! Unless it's a full moon, so plan accordingly. Lol.)
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, European, Native American
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Substance Abuse Counselor/Writer/Author
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Kid(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Jock
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Computers, Cooking, Dining, Family, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Games, Movies, Reading, Theater, Travel, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Going Shopping, Going To A Museum, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
To be real, I'd have to say we start with a goo conversation over dinner, goin to a movie for our date intermission, and finish with more conversation over fro-yo.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Dressing up in a full on cosplay outfit for a comic con.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
to write a couple dozen books, remain nerdy, actively lead by example for my daughters, and someday retire and become a full-time Santa Claus.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Family, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Dance, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rap, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Mystery, Supernatural, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Far too complicated to describe with words...

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Passiveness, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
A like-minded woman who is willing to make some plans, but still able to go with the flow.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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